I've been pondering a lot about wizards lately. The way that think they're vastly superior to all us No-Majs. With their secret societies, and their bathrobes for clothing, and their penchant for endorsing creature-based indentured servitude. Who died and made them Dumbledore?
Maybe I'm just testy because of the last conversation that I had with Joe Pigglebottom, who just happens to be an auror in this place called the Ministry of Magic. We were going to go to see Paddington 2, and he just pops in and...well you tell me. *pop* Joe: Hey, man, you ready? Me: Dude, you can't just pop in like that. We talked about it. What if I was naked? Joe: Then I could tweak your nipples. Me: I don't think you understand. I don't want my nipples tweaked. Joe: Fine, I won't apparate in anymore. I'll ring the doorbell like a schmuck. Me: That's all I'm asking. Anyway, Jenny said she may want to go with us. Joe: Great! I'll just apparate over and... Me: No! You can just pop out of thin air inside people's houses. What if she's naked? Joe: Then I'll tweak her nipples. Me: That's called sexual assault. And it's genuinely frowned upon. Joe: You muggles are so prudish. Fine, just let me get my parchment, an ink bottle and a quill.
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